Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Carnavale anyone?

Don't hate me too much but I'm going to Brazil for three weeks. I'll be at Carnavale and gallivanting along the beaches, will be thinking about you, but I just don't think I'll have time to post. So bear with me and I'll be back soon.
Kisses,
Coco Lee

Um, wrong galaxy ...


Someone on crack at UK Elle has named Courtney Love the most stylish woman of the year. This is what she wore.

Hmmm.

That's all.

When Gwyneth has PMS ...


This is the first time in a long time Gwyneth has gotten it wrong, but oh how very wrong it is. Note to self: never, ever, ever think high waisted leather shorts are a good idea. Oh what, they're pleather? Even worse.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

One hot, one not


I don't meant to diss Scarlett here, I like Scarlett, I really do.

But I don't like her brown hair. Even less when she's sitting next to gorgeous Penelope wearing a high-necked nanna blouse that looks like someone vomited up on it, with high-waisted pants which I know won't flatter her 5"2 frame.

What I do like about this picture is that it looks like after their kiss in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, they appear to have genuinely remained friends.

Which is how we'd like to picture Hollywood, wouldn't we? Everyone's friendly and loves each other and never fights for roles or is jealous when one gets nominated for an award and the other doesn't. Really, that's how it is folks.

And the wrongest GG ever


I'm not sure how it happened, but Taylor Momsen has a starring role on my favourite show, and she's like my least favourite celebrity. Seriously, compare her sour face to the smiling peonies below and she doesn't even begin to compare. At least she's not dressed like a 24-year-old prostitute here which is how the 15-year-old normally dresses. But if this dress was white it'd be a bridal gown, right? God, can you tell I just can't stand her?!

Look we're loving: brilliant spring colours on my favourite Gossip Girls, Leighton Meester and Blake Lively. They're both wearing delicate shoes so don't ruin the line of their pretty pretty frocks. See, sometimes shunning trends (fierce shoes) will do you well.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Orange, moi?




Tanorexic Victoria: "David, do you think this is too much?"

Hottest Man On Planet: "What, the bag? The glasses? The shoes? The coat?

TV: "The skin David, the skin. Am I too orange? I told them only three coats! This is what happens when you get three and a half David."

HMOP: "Sorry babe, but ever since you got me those ultra cool sunglasses with no UV protection I've been having trouble with me colours. Can't tell orange from brown these days."

TV: "I'll just tell Patrick to put a blue lens over his camera when he's shooting, that should fix it."

HMOTP: "Whatever you think darl."

Now, I quite love Victoria Beckham, I think she serves a purpose in this world (even if that is only one of being brave enough to wear the highest platform heels all over Milan's cobblestone streets), and I love her outfit here - slick, contemporary, polished. But doesn't she have enough moolah to dish out on an expensive spray tan?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Best Dressed at the Grammys

Katy Perry thank the lord has finally learned to cover up instead of thinking hotpants suit every occasion, so while I don't absolutely love this dress, I love that she's learned something.

Wil I Am in super cool blue. Do not try the bow tie on your boyfriend folks, only he can get away with it!


So I don't love Paris, but she does look hot here. Even though the dress is practically a nightie, I think it's her hair that's making her look good. Gone are the trashy extensions!

Love a woman who can dress curves so well, Leona Lewis looks H.O.T.

Kanye and Jay Z. Kanye got told about the Chris Brown/Rihanna debacle right before he went on stage, hence the long face.

Jordin Sparks absolutely glows in this maxi dress, love the fine print on the fabric.

Gwyneth is the queen of experimental, any other girl would've teamed black tights but she's gone for grey which works. Take note for winter ladies!

Is there a better dressed band? I dare you to name one. Coldplay wins in the male style stakes.

So Madonna has been photographed for W magazine (US style bible) with her new boyfriend Jesus (there was major chemistry on the shoot so she dumped the jock A-Rod and hooked up with the model. Exactly what you do when you've broken up with your husband). And she looks fricking amazing. Somehow softer, less harsh than her muscle bound years gone by.

I can't even begin to imagine the amount of money she's spent on plastic surgery to look this good. She could have probably fed a small country by now.