Jessica Simpson really needs a stylist. Can someone give her Rachel Zoe's number? Failing Ms Zoe, me?

I'm here for you Jess! I'm here to tell you NOT to wear denim shorts that are two sizes too small.

Number one rule when getting dressed: wear stuff that fits you. It ain't brain surgery darl.

And by fitting you, I mean actually looking good on you - just cause you can do the zipper up doesn't mean the shorts you wore back in your Daisy Duke days look any good on you.

NB. This does not mean I'm having a go at Jess's weight. Just her style.