Gwyneth used to belong in this picture. When she was a macrobiotic vegan and part of the Most Boring Women in the World group.
They'd meet every week and share gardening tips. How to cook dumplings. Whose hair was shiniest and swung just so.
Then Gwyneth met Chris Martin and got a life.
Unfortunately, Claire Danes only sank further into dullness and Anne Hathaway? She was born there. She couldn't put a naughty look on her face if she was ... god ... like an actor or something.
Run Gwyneth, run!
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