Logies Best/Worst Dressed

Most likely to have her circulation cut off: Kate Ritchie
Katie, I'm not quite sure where your head was at this year I think you may have gotten a little cocky and didn't think you needed a stylist. Guess what? You did. This dress does nothing for your body ... it's as though you've squeezed it into something too tight and need to breathe in a lot to help it fall correctly, which it still doesn't. And you're not a big girl, it's purely the dress's fault. Let's not even talk about that cut-out long sleeve. I'd prefer to pretend it wasn't there. I'm sure you won't mind. I'm sure by the end of the night you were wishing it wasn't there either ...


Most likely to get attacked by her dress: Ruby Rose
It's almost like she doesn't know how to do black tie. In fact, we should probably cut her some slack 'cause this is the first time she's ever done black tie! Still, it's no excuse for this monstrosity. I'll forgive the feathers that look like they're creeping up her dress like some kind of sprouting, diseased animal, but I can't get past the ill-fitting bodice and that sweetheart neckline and those short sleeves. Can I repeat that? SHORT SLEEVES. On an evening gown. Just never, ever, ever have I seen such a thing. She could have salvaged the dress if she took to it with a pair of scissors and chopped off those sleeves but unfortunately she walked the red carpet like this. Ruby, I beg you, stick to leather and mini skirts, you know how to wear those like nobody else!


Most likely to go home at midnight: Sonia Kruger
Have you met Kerrie-Anne Kennerley, sorry Sonia Kruger? Or is it Princess Sonia now? Oh, I know who you are! Stick a wand in your hand and you're Glenda the Good Witch! There is just far too much going on with this dress. Maybe if it wasn't this prissy blue (such a bridesmaid's colour) if she'd gone for chic navy, grey or black she might have gotten away with it.


Most surprisingly stylish: Susie Wilks
Oh Susie Wilks, who knew you had this fashion goddess in you? Gorgeous fabric, fabulous cut, incredibly cool colour. The epitomy of chic. You're winning in every way.


Most likely to get eaten: Margot Robbie from Neighbours.
I'm sorry dear, nobody told me licorice allsorts were back in fashion, get out of my way! (elbowing kerfuffle ensues at Darrell Lea counter).
Now I know you're probably just having fun. You're young, this is your first Logies, you thought you'd try something interesting ... yada yada yada. But this picture is going to follow you around for years, do you realise? Every time someone prints your name, they'll use this pic to illustrate because, well, it's just too tempting not to!



Most likely to pop that button: Andy Lee
This is what happens when a man wears a too-skinny tie. It makes him look oversized and bloated, when clearly, he's not. Look how nice Hamish comes across, all dapper and distinguished, while Andy looks like he's been stuffing in the pot roast like there's no tomorrow. Dear me Andy, I know Megan's away, but I didn't think men knew what comfort eating was!


Absolute, unequivocal winner: Sarah Murdoch

Sarah Murdoch once again shows the rest of us mere mortals what a spot of good tailoring and simple design can do. The one shoulder, the long column, the belted waist ... all just work perfectly together to create one lean body of lush gorgeousness. She knows you don't need a taffeta train to create an entrance. Oh and her husband looks hot too.


Most likely to be sawn in two: Jennifer Hawkins
Much like her dress, I'm a little bit divided on Jen. Sure, she looks beautiful, but the girl could wear a hesham sack and look beautiful. It's more about whether this dress is Logies appropriate. Is it? The bottom is - look how gracefully it falls over her legs to the ground just so. But the top half could realistically be underwear. Corsetry is fabulous when going to a party, but for the Logies, probably not. And that necklace. It looks like the stones all just fell on her chest and landed there. And she's only wearing it to dress the whole outfit up. Which, if the outfit stood on it's own like it was meant to, could stand up for itself. I do like her hair. Fresh, modern and not the least bit mumsy, unlike those Myer campaigns she has to put herself through.