Friday, May 8, 2009

Why you should never stand next to a supermodel, even if you're hot


Jessica Stam: Who is this girl?

Jessica Szohr: Uh, hi, someone told me to stand here. Apparently we have the same first name.

Jessica Stam: This is not funny, have you see how short she is? I don't know what to do with short people.

Jessica Szohr: I'm on this show called Gossip Girl, it's kind of a big hit. Anyway, someone told me to stand here.

Jessica Stam: Doesn't she know this is the Costume Institute Gala where the theme is "Models as Muse". I'm a model, I belong here. She is too short to be here.

Jessica Szohr: So did you like, come with someone, cause I can't find my boyfriend and I may do this for a while.

Jessica Stam: Marc Jacobs named a bag after me for fuck's sake! There is a Stam bag out there! Nobody knows who this person is and she's wearing too much concealer, I can't take it!

Jessica Szohr: If you could just hold still for another half an hour, I'm sure he'll be back. His name's Ed, he plays Chuck on the show. But he's nothing like his character. He'll be here any second, I'm sure of it.

Jessica Stam: God, even the waiters behind us can't look at us. Get. Her. Away. From. Me.

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