It hurts me to say this, but you probably already know ... Kendra is getting her own show on television. Yes, Kendra, formerly girlfriend of Hugh Hefner and one of the old Chosen Three of the Playboy mansion, is now deemed to be so entertaining that she warrants her own program.
Gosh, what do you think it's going to be about?
I've got two thoughts:
1. A plastic surgery show where Kendra shows us how fake breasts can actually get you things. This is an extension of the theme on Girls of the Playboy Mansion - the episode where she was buying her own place and she grabbed her bosoms and said "thank you thank you thank you". They'd obviously bought her the house, you see. So the show would be about what fake breasts can do for the regular person. Fill out a bra, get unwanted attention, have people talking about you condescendingly on blogs like this.
2. How to have sex with an old man and get what you want in life - like a house (see above). This show would go over the basic tricks of how to score a man from the the Forbes Rich List, rather useful information really, and could perhaps profile women who've been successful in the past (like Melania Trump) and not so successful (Anna Nicole).
But enough guessing, what's the show actually about? Well, disappointingly, they haven't been clever or done anything that will help us be fabulous like Kendra I'm afraid. Nope.
The show is just about her. She's going to the mall. She's looking after her dog. She's having lunch with a friend. Riveting.
Anyway, back to what this blog is about ... her style. The weird thing about this top is that it seems to be all about framing those breasts, which, as we now know, she loves and is grateful for. If that was the case, then I probably wouldn't put them in a murky purple and then encase them with mesh. It seems a bit harsh, doesn't it? I'd treat them lovingly in a nice warm colour and keep all harsh metals away. Can I also just say that she's looking a little weathered for someone in her 20's? Maybe being Kendra takes a bit of work after all.
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