So, there's nothing really wrong with Jessica Biel. But I just can't believe that she's still managed to hang onto JT. He of the ridiculously creative mind, incredible dancing body and genius musical talent.
How did she do it?
She's so ... nothing. And she's not afraid to show it. This outfit perfectly embodies her nothingness. The jacket's fine and the jeans are fine, but it's that top.
Lesson #241: never buy a coloured top in a fabric that's kinda sheer. It looks cheap. If it's sheer, it either needs to be silk or chiffon. Not the kind of fabric Jessica Biel is wearing, which isn't smooth. Also, pockets on the breast? Big no no.
None of that please.
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