Dear E! News,
I'm a fan of yours, a rather big fan actually. When my boyfriend's not around I watch you religiously. I love all your specials ... "10 hottest male bodies in Hollywood", "10 bitchiest blondes in Hollywood", plus all your True Hollywood Stories. Call me an obsessive fan, I don't mind, whatever.
But I've got to voice a complaint here. Your interviewer, on the weekend, was talking to Miley Cyrus. And they asked her advice when it comes to having a good relationship. HOLY F-ING BATMAN E! NEWS! Are you seriously taking dating advice from a 16-year-old spoilt brat who's never breathed a day of normality in her life and had her sweet sixteenth at fricking Disneyland with 2000 people???
Now, I love celebrities as much as the next person. More in fact. But this is going too far. You've officially lost it. I have a particular dislike of Miley that probably stems from her smug smile and the way her parents don't even bother to try and keep her in her youth. They're quite happy to push her on Britney's path. But I won't be a part of it.
And I certainly won't model my relationship on Miley's, I highly doubt that anyone over the age of 15 would actually listen to a word that comes out of her mouth.
Sorry for the explosive rant but this really got under my skin. Could you please brief your interviewers in future to ask questions better suited to the celebrity? I might have taken dating advice from Kyra Sedgewick, for example. She who has managed to keep a marriage together with Kevin Bacon for over 20 years in Hollywood. She would most likely have some wisdom to share about how to stay happy in a relationship.
Little Miley? She would only know how to stay happy at the mall.
Yours in celebrity-loving,
Nedahl
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